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The remote and dimmer allow you to adjust the brightness around other lighting. A restrained arrangement of nearby accessories lets the lettering supply the personality, giving the room a playful conversation piece with a distinctly nail-focused point of view.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in the size and colour options shown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree remote and dimmer to adjust the brightness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower adapter, mounting kit and installation guide included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo-year warranty and free delivery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor outdoor use, consult our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/outdoor-signs\"\u003eoutdoor signs guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Neon Factory","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Blue","offer_id":48244489060644,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Cold White","offer_id":48244489093412,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Golden Yellow","offer_id":48244489158948,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Green","offer_id":48244489191716,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Ice Blue","offer_id":48244489224484,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Lemon Yellow","offer_id":48244489257252,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Orange","offer_id":48244489290020,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Pink","offer_id":48244489322788,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Purple","offer_id":48244489355556,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Red","offer_id":48244489388324,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Warm White","offer_id":48244489421092,"sku":null,"price":230.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Blue","offer_id":48244489453860,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Cold White","offer_id":48244489486628,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Golden Yellow","offer_id":48244489519396,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Green","offer_id":48244489552164,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Ice Blue","offer_id":48244489584932,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Lemon Yellow","offer_id":48244489617700,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Orange","offer_id":48244489650468,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Pink","offer_id":48244489683236,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Purple","offer_id":48244489716004,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Red","offer_id":48244489748772,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Warm White","offer_id":48244489781540,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Blue","offer_id":48244489814308,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Cold White","offer_id":48244489847076,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Golden Yellow","offer_id":48244489879844,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Green","offer_id":48244489912612,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Ice Blue","offer_id":48244489945380,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Lemon Yellow","offer_id":48244489978148,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Orange","offer_id":48244490010916,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Pink","offer_id":48244490043684,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Purple","offer_id":48244490076452,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Red","offer_id":48244490109220,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Warm White","offer_id":48244490141988,"sku":null,"price":353.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/4987\/8820\/files\/8_34a62cf0-4f7f-466f-99c0-7867b0745b61.jpg?v=1715066180","url":"https:\/\/theneonfactory.co.uk\/products\/i-got-99-problems-but-my-nails-aint-one-led-neon-sign","provider":"The Neon Factory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}