I Got 99 Problems But My Nails Aint One LED Neon Sign

Delivered in 7–14 days.

Size

Width

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Height follows the width

Indoor / Outdoor Guide

Colour

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Power adapter

Mounting Options

Mounting Guide

Silver wall mounting kit: stand-offs with screws and wall plugs

Wall mounting kit Stand-offs, screws and wall plugs. Choose silver, black or gold below. Free

Hanging kit: steel hanging wires with fittings

Hanging wire kit Steel wires and fittings to hang the sign. +$10 3M double-sided sticky tape roll

3M double-sided sticky tape For smaller, lighter signs on smooth surfaces. +$10

Dimmer, remote & battery pack

Guide

Free dimmer & remote Included with every sign. Free 12V battery pack with DC lead

12V Battery Pack Power your sign without a power point. Requires 8 AA batteries. Estimated runtime: 8–12 hours, depending on your sign’s size and power consumption. +$20

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About this sign

Straight uppercase text sets up the joke in the I Got 99 Problems But My Nails Aint One LED Neon Sign. The second line switches to flowing handwriting, giving the manicure-focused punchline a more relaxed, expressive finish. That contrast between compact print and extended script makes the two-line message visually engaging. It is confident, cheeky typography with a clear connection to a nail studio's everyday world.

Place it in a waiting area, behind a manicure photo spot or on a feature wall where clients can read the full phrase. Its horizontal shape works well above low seating or a counter, with enough room around the longer lower line. Select a listed colour to coordinate with your interior and choose a size that keeps the words comfortable to read in the available space. The remote and dimmer allow you to adjust the brightness around other lighting. A restrained arrangement of nearby accessories lets the lettering supply the personality, giving the room a playful conversation piece with a distinctly nail-focused point of view.

Available in the size and colour options shown.
Free remote and dimmer to adjust the brightness.
Power adapter, mounting kit and installation guide included.
Two-year warranty and free delivery.

For outdoor use, consult our outdoor signs guide.

Free delivery in 7–14 days Delivered free Australia-wide and worldwide in 7–14 days. Rush orders on request.
Free remote & dimmer included On, off and brightness from across the room. Included with every sign.
2-year warranty 24 months on the electrical components, indoor and outdoor signs.
Ready to hang Pre-drilled clear acrylic backboard. Wall mounting kit is free.

Good to know

In the box: Your sign on a clear acrylic backboard, a 1.5 m clear cord with a power adapter and the plug for your country, the remote & dimmer, and your chosen mounting kit. Electrical approvals are issued against the power-supply model fitted to your sign — ask us and we will confirm them in writing.
Delivery: Free standard delivery. Allow 7–14 days from order to arrival — that includes making your sign. Couriered with signature on delivery.
Indoor or outdoor: Every design can be built either way and looks the same. Indoor is for dry indoor spaces. Choose Outdoor above for anywhere rained on, splashed or permanently humid: it swaps in outdoor-grade neon flex, a waterproof dimmer and an outdoor power supply sized to the sign. The IP67 rating applies to the neon flex, not the whole sign or its plug — ask us and we will confirm the rating for your build in writing.
Warranty: 24-month manufacturer warranty on electrical components when the sign is used as intended. An indoor sign used outdoors or somewhere wet is not covered.
Mounting: Backboards come pre-drilled. The wall mounting kit is free in silver, with black or gold finishes available above; a hanging wire kit or 3M tape can be added too.
Light & power: LED neon flex — lighter and tougher than glass, low energy, rated for 50,000+ hours.
Size & colour: Choose your width and the height follows this design’s proportions. 11 colours to choose from.
Help: Secure checkout. Not sure about a size or where it will go? Ask our team.