Be Naked When I Get Home LED Neon Sign

Delivered in 7–14 days.

Size

Width

Width slider

Height follows the width

Indoor / Outdoor Guide

Colour

Colour Guide

Power adapter

Mounting Options

Mounting Guide

Silver wall mounting kit: stand-offs with screws and wall plugs

Wall mounting kit Stand-offs, screws and wall plugs. Choose silver, black or gold below. Free

Hanging kit: steel hanging wires with fittings

Hanging wire kit Steel wires and fittings to hang the sign. +$10 3M double-sided sticky tape roll

3M double-sided sticky tape For smaller, lighter signs on smooth surfaces. +$10

Dimmer, remote & battery pack

Guide

Free dimmer & remote Included with every sign. Free 12V battery pack with DC lead

12V Battery Pack Power your sign without a power point. Requires 8 AA batteries. Estimated runtime: 8–12 hours, depending on your sign’s size and power consumption. +$20

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About this sign

The Be Naked When I Get Home LED Neon Sign makes its flirtatious message part of the room's decor. Set over several lines in clean lettering, the phrase has a deliberately direct style, with the staggered arrangement giving it a less formal feel than a conventional quote print. The humour comes from putting a private joke on the wall in lights. It is a bold choice for a space where you want the personality to show.

Style it in a bedroom or dressing area with simple furniture and enough empty wall to keep the wording clear. The available colour options let you take the design in a softer or more dramatic direction, depending on the palette around it. Choose a size that suits the full height of the arrangement, particularly if you are placing it above a low cabinet or beside a mirror. For a partner who shares the joke, it can make a playful gift with a personal touch. Keep the rest of the styling relaxed and let the message speak for itself.

Available in the size and colour options shown.
Free remote and dimmer to adjust the brightness.
Power adapter, mounting kit and installation guide included.
Two-year warranty and free delivery.

Free delivery in 7–14 days Delivered free Australia-wide and worldwide in 7–14 days. Rush orders on request.
Free remote & dimmer included On, off and brightness from across the room. Included with every sign.
2-year warranty 24 months on the electrical components, indoor and outdoor signs.
Ready to hang Pre-drilled clear acrylic backboard. Wall mounting kit is free.

Good to know

In the box: Your sign on a clear acrylic backboard, a 1.5 m clear cord with a power adapter and the plug for your country, the remote & dimmer, and your chosen mounting kit. Electrical approvals are issued against the power-supply model fitted to your sign — ask us and we will confirm them in writing.
Delivery: Free standard delivery. Allow 7–14 days from order to arrival — that includes making your sign. Couriered with signature on delivery.
Indoor or outdoor: Every design can be built either way and looks the same. Indoor is for dry indoor spaces. Choose Outdoor above for anywhere rained on, splashed or permanently humid: it swaps in outdoor-grade neon flex, a waterproof dimmer and an outdoor power supply sized to the sign. The IP67 rating applies to the neon flex, not the whole sign or its plug — ask us and we will confirm the rating for your build in writing.
Warranty: 24-month manufacturer warranty on electrical components when the sign is used as intended. An indoor sign used outdoors or somewhere wet is not covered.
Mounting: Backboards come pre-drilled. The wall mounting kit is free in silver, with black or gold finishes available above; a hanging wire kit or 3M tape can be added too.
Light & power: LED neon flex — lighter and tougher than glass, low energy, rated for 50,000+ hours.
Size & colour: Choose your width and the height follows this design’s proportions. 11 colours to choose from.
Help: Secure checkout. Not sure about a size or where it will go? Ask our team.